#source: incorrectquotes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Look, Scott's made his decision, and I don't really want to join your pack. But with so many lives at stake... Derek: You'd have to take the offer. I'll make you take it. I'll make you take it all. Stiles: And I'll roll over and let you give it to me. Derek: I'm honestly not trying to make this sound gay. Stiles: No one is, it's just happening.

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[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.

N, hugging her from behind: Oh.

[heronchildlove]

*Alastair and Thomas saying goodbye before they separate for a mission*

Alastair: Please, be safe.

Matthew *gingerly pulls James's face towards him*: Please, be safe.

James *putting his hand over Matthew's*: I'll be safe. I'll be so safe for you.

Alastair, bright red: Stop that, stop. I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew and James: But how would that keep us safe?

[hunterkhean]

Kaveh: Are you Calling me Difficult?!

Al-Haitham: No, I'm calling you Physically and Verbally Challenging

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Seraphim: One of you, will betray us tonight. Micheal: Is it me? Seraphim: No, it's not you Micheal. Adam: Is it me sir? Seraphim: No, it's not you Adam. Lucifer: is it me? Seraphim: Is iT Me???

[victoriously-wicked]

Tori: *slides into the seat next to Jade*

Jade (sulking) : I’m not in the mood for a pep talk, Tori.

Tori: You’re mistaking me for Cat. . . besides, you don’t need a pep talk. You need a drinking buddy.

Tori: Shots?

Jade: . . .

Jade: Sure, why not?

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Matt: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?  Kovit: Technically a mix of green and blue?  Matt: So blurple.  Kovit: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.  Matt: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?  Kovit: You were confusing before but now I'm scared. 

[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!

[melody-amelia-pond]

11: Hey do you happen to know my blood type?

River: Yeah. B positive

11 (pulling out his blood transfusion): Well, guessed wrong. Hey, Craiiig?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: We're going to meet the other packs, so I expect you to be on your best behavior. Stiles, to the rest of the pack: Yeah guys, listen to your Alpha. Derek: I was talking to you.

[victoriously-regal]

Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?

Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.

Snow: *smiles*

Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…

Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.

[heronchildlove]

*with a fire behind him*

James: It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shitstorm

[hunterkhean]

Nami: Luffy, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?

Luffy: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?

Nami: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Vaggie: See anything? Charlie: Just trees...some bushes...and two squirrels wrestling. Vaggie: Charlie? Charlie: Yeah? Vaggie: They're not wrestling. Charlie: ...oh. OH!

[victoriously-wicked]

THE OZIANS : You’re our only hope!

GLINDA: Then you’re all screwed.